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Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966) Review

One of the most iconic shots in the film.

Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? is known for a lot of things. On the very surface are the many quotable lines and big performances, which are both so fast paced that they arguably consume everything else at play in the story, such as the theme of attempting to grab power. The four principle characters all go for it at some point, with not all of them even being aware that they’re doing it. In the great tradition of classic American cinema, we get power in clothes, makeup, and boobs! Elizabeth Taylor is intentionally supposed to look older and dress casually, looking crotchety like she’s supposed to be, but also is extremely captivating, bringing an aura with how well her clothes fits her and how much character is in both the wardrobe and Taylor’s demeanor.

You are immediately hit with the intense loudness of the film. The two leads seem to be making a point to be as insufferable as possible and they frankly succeed. It is arguable if they are “realistic” due to just how unable they are to not throw out a deprecating quip. Those quips sure make the affair electrifying, but it adds a level of absurdity that probably is not desirable, like that they all want to be attention-grabbing to an audience. It is hard to see anyone as a real person, though one might feel the same way if they actually met someone like that in real life. There are few moments where we are supposed to feel for the two leads, but when they do the effect is jarring, especially when considering certain interpretations of the plot. They also seem to sometimes go for laughs, which maybe would work better on a stage, but not so much in this movie intended to be disturbing. “I am the Earth mother and you are all flops.”

The insults do serve the purpose of telling us a lot about the main couple. Martha, played by Elizabeth Taylor, often comes off as dead inside, with her behavior often driven by a desire to get focus or feeling, even from things that are really bad ideas. She even says she likes her husband’s anger. Taylor in turn seems to be making an effort to steal the scene every time she speaks. Her exaggerated and drawn out delivery, topped with repeating the same lines for emphasis is trying way too hard to get attention and to a degree numbs the audience to her performance. This works to compromise the character from reaching her full potential. Another problem with Martha is how she mostly only exists through the lens of her husband, with her behavior and backstory typically related to him in some way. This is most apparent when we’ll hear Martha speaking ill of her husband and we’re watching his reactions, showing that’s what is important.

Richard Burton as George does fall into some of the trappings that Taylor does, but includes some minor, but telling mannerisms that are quite fascinating. He also changes much more significantly than Martha. In the beginning, he almost comes off as a victim to Martha’s cruelty, though it later becomes apparent that’s not the case. Note how he also treats each character differently. Nick, played by George Segal, he seems to relate to and respect in some ways, but can also seem to play around with his emotions. Honey, played by Sandy Dennis, on the other hand is basically disregarded. Martha by contrast is never ignored by him. He often tries to project intelligence, unlike Martha.

The movie is characterized by a lot of very amusing stories about the characters’ pasts. For the sake of a tighter narrative, some probably should have been cut, especially considering how simple the ending is, in contrast to the “big” film. The stories do go to serve one theme of the movie, essentially wishing to constantly contort reality to what you would like it to be. Another consequence of this “telling stories” approach is that the picture becomes a bit predictable. You know you’re going to hear Martha say something about George, then George will about her. You also know how they’re going to deliver the information. Martha is brassy, while George acts like he’s sophisticated. The focal point of the film is the masculinity and other insecurities of George. One example of him failing to be what he wants is when he can’t get Martha to get the door or stop speaking ill of him. He might want to stay with her because despite Martha being very bombastic, she hasn’t left him. Martha often makes the men feel emasculated with her constant yelling and certain comments.

The cinematography filled with angles and consuming darkness work to make the house feel small and claustrophobic, more like a prison cell. Most of the movie lacking a score adds to this, as do the bits of quick editing, like when we sharp jump from the leads in the car to Honey humming and spinning in a circle. Another particular striking moment is Martha wandering around in the dark, with the camera keeping a large distance from her. The actors also sell how uncomfortable this situation is, even with the limitations. One such limitation is the simple fact that Taylor looks gorgeous and not that old, which takes away from the desired effect of her being past her prime. Burton also looks and is young, though is slightly more convincing as a middle-aged person. It’s even shown in the film that Taylor is desirable to others. Nick and Honey are audience surrogates in the beginning, before things get intense. Thus, the message may be that average people can end up how they do. In fact, Nick is not named in the film and “Honey” may just be a nickname.

SPOILERS

George appears willing to fight pointless battles just to keep Martha and others under his thumb. When George and Nick talk, especially outside, George appears to be trying to “win over” Nick, making him relate to him. His goal in this is unclear, but based on how empty his life is shown to be, perhaps he wants to keep himself busy or have a pawn to use against Martha? Earlier on, he argued with Nick about any random topic, probably to get him on edge for amusement, though you’d think this would make Nick like him less. Maybe the reason why is because things like Honey throwing up are embarrassing for Nick, so he feels a need to be accommodating to George, so as not to perform a social faux pa? The two men then have a nice enough conversation where they’re relating over their issues with their wives. For a time, Nick appears to get along with George.

A more likely theory is that while he does want to control others, George can’t resist insulting people he feels are beneath him due to his desire to have power. Based on his arguments with Martha, he clearly has basically no control. He probably feels especially threatened by Nick, so the young man doesn’t deserve respect as he thinks his work will lead to genes being rearranged, wherein “everyone will be like everyone else”. Perhaps he believes he is owed control over others as a man and doesn’t want to see a world where he is not afforded that? Thus, he says he is threatened. There’s one scene where he refuses to light Martha’s cigarettes, but says he will do things wherein he would be a heroic and level headed support to a woman. Another notable moment is when he’s embarrassed by Martha talking about times she had dominated over him. In turn, he feels a need to project confidence and do bold things because he can, like pretending to shoot Martha. Later, Martha insults Nick’s sexual performance, so she may have done the same with George.

When Nick and Honey are more receptive, they’re drinking. Such drinking is encouraged by George, possibly because it makes them more likely to do stupid things or at least just go along with him. One great moment is when we get a closeup on George’s hands as he fills Nick’s glass before the latter reveals personal information that will later be used against him. If his goal is to gain a sense of power, then more support will help his case. Admittedly, he’s not very good at this, with everyone scared of him by the end. In fact, if any new alliances were made, it would probably be between Honey and Martha. Honey gets taken more and more into what could be called the “fun part” of George and Martha, like when she yells “Violence!” and other quips. She probably likes that Martha is louder and more bold than what is expected of a woman, while Nick seems concerned about her not filling the expected womanly role in a marriage.

Another motif of the film is the battle between these women who both don’t have children and have a desire to be “dominating”, while the men are more submissive and are insecure about that. The messiness of the older couple’s house signifies Martha “failing” to be a housewife. Honey initially seems reserved, but is opened up by the events of the narrative. Honey seems to be blamed for stressing her marriage by not wanting children, as we get a large view of Nick’s distress over feeling forced to be with and accept her, as if that is something a woman just should do and you are not doing your womanly duty by not having them. Note how little Honey is delved into, like she’s just here for the others and thus her perspective shouldn’t be seriously considered. Martha’s sadness over not having children could be interpreted as the message of the film being that being childless devalues people, at least women. The scene of a lullaby-esque instrumental playing over Martha walking around and yelling for George plays into this, as if through it all she wants is to be in her relationship and without it she’s just aimless in life.

The ending seems like something intended for those that either would not understand the picture or want what could maybe be considered a happy ending. The revelation of the leads’ son being non-existent does not tell us much that we don’t already know, that these characters are empty and need something to fill their lives. That was already very evident based on their behavior. We have also already seen George’s desperation to do something that will really hurt Martha. Their son’s existence in the story only serves to be an “explanation” of why they’re so mean and also possibly to give some commentary that it is crushing to not be a parent, which might be a bit of a stretch or at least an outdated view.

While George lightly saying his son died represents the metaphorical death of their lie, the use of the term is clearly chosen for dramatic reasons, with Burton feeling like he is acting to a crowded theater, instead of like how a real person might say it. The acting is pushing so much to be dramatic. This ending perfectly describes why George has so few friends or support, he’s simply a very apparent nutter, though it’s hard to believe he hasn’t been kicked to the curb if he’s going to do things like this, at least from a “logical” point of view. However, right before we close out, George shows a bit of empathy for Martha, which according to some means he might become nicer. Far too little is done to suggest this and it would also be an unsatisfying ending due to how the character was written. His reforming is not strongly stated or implied, so it is easier to believe he hasn’t changed and is only pretending, so Martha can be hurt later.

This ending, that people like this essentially only survive by feeding off others, is more consistent and thought provoking than “Martha crying fixes their toxicity”, especially when considering that the two not distracting each other with attacks and the other’s presence would mean confronting their own insecurities. This is supported by scenes like Martha and George bonding by picking on Nick, calling him a houseboy. They clearly don’t know how to manage not playing mind games on another, at least with George. Otherwise, why would they stay together? Martha even says George makes her happy. Earlier outside the danceroom, Martha shows some awareness of their pathetic situation, same with when she says she is afraid of Virginia Woolf, representing her fear of facing reality. Thus, George here is really shown to have some level of control. Martha doesn’t have anything else to turn to. Even if she did make friends with Honey for a time, she and Nick leave at the end disgusted. No matter how manipulative George is, he seems constantly willing to put up with her, so she can metaphorically fight her demons through him. Still, even if George has power over her, he of course doesn’t have any real power, punctuated by how when he makes Martha cry at the end, everyone only listens because he’s basically forced them to, with Honey so drunk as to be out of tune with what’s going on. Yet, that all still may give him some personal satisfaction. The real edge of the film comes from the fact that while George and Martha may have succeeded in either having control and/or companionship, that’s basically doomed them based on their circumstances.

OVERVIEW

Despite how overly theatrical the dialogue and performances are, you can’t deny how interesting they are regardless. Part of the fun of this affair is wondering what’s being left unsaid, despite the fact that there are quite a few confessions that do tell us who’s thinking what. “Truth and illusion” is a line in the picture. Perhaps not taking the film at face value and instead as some sort of hyperbolic representation of its themes would make it work better? Still, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? does indeed answer the question in the title.

See for Richard Burton riding a swing and more importantly Elizabeth Taylor eating a chicken wing.

Thirteen Women (1932) Review

A great promotional photo for the film

Thirteen Women is a slasher. The only thing about it that doesn’t fit that mold is a lack of blood, though it does have a kill count, pretty sorority girls, and a dark secret that’s come back to haunt them. Just like the more common examples of the genre, it gets far too stuck in bad performances and absurd plot developments. There’s little to get out of it, especially if you want more graphic violence.

Myrna Loy as Ursula Georgi and C. Henry Gordon as Swami Yogadachi both try way too hard to be witchy and creepy, coming off as cartoonish. The two have a romance for like one scene, which just seems like someone’s trying to fit in as many tropes as possible. “They’re a man and a woman, so they must kiss!” There is a clear attempt to give some layers to Ursula, but her solution to her plight is to just be evil and act like any other horror baddie, with Loy just having this eternal menace that comes off as not understanding the story or how to play this role.

Some of the sorority girl characters are better acted and have more interesting material. Irene Dunne as Laura Stanhope and Florence Eldridge as Grace Coombs are an example. They talk about the letters they’d received predicting a grizzly end and discuss whether they’re real. You also get the sense Laura is more so trying to keep a level mind, so someone is. Laura is a mother and a decent amount of the movie is her worrying about her kid. That relatable goal makes her very compelling. You can feel for her and understand the angst this must cause her. Dunne supplies a sharp performance, giving the movie some edge as a drama about coping with intense stress. She often shows her feelings on her face and body.

There’s a few really strong lines in the movie. One is, “You two are stumbling in a dark, material world. I am above it, as Yogadachi was. Death means peace, freedom. I shall meet him… gladly.” “Well, I shan’t.” While moments like this hint towards some deeper focus of death, living, and what it means to be in peace, these are mostly dropped for a little action and fighting. The ending of the movie is clearly trying to say something, but really just comes off as laughable. Other good lines are, “Depression or not, personally, I’m mad about this world.” The following quote is edited to avoid spoilers, “They’re all I’ve got. How can I help it with things I don’t understand striking out of the dark wh–where you can’t do anything, imagining that–that every little breath taken may be the last!?”

The opening scenes concerning the “Raskob sisters” are very suspenseful, especially when we see Mary Duncan as June Raskob’s nervous face as she approaches the dangerous stunt. See her face when the drumroll starts and she is making concerned faces to someone. Overall, moments of slow suspense, like wondering if a certain thing will happen, are solid. The big dumb action fair or scenes of basically nothing of use happening should’ve been removed. Speaking of which…

I watched this movie for my latest obsession, Peg Entwistle. I love her, though her acting is mediocre and hammy. She may as well not be here due to how little she gets. Apparently instead of four minutes of screentime, she originally had sixteen before a cut. It’d be nice to see those missing scenes, especially because it seems quite a whole lot was removed, including two of the thirteen girls mentioned in the title. That’s right, we only ever see eleven. Some of the shown eleven have very minimal roles, so it’d be nice to have gotten more development, such as in seeing the bond they have. The fact they were in a sorority together, as opposed to other connectors, suggests a familiarity with each other. They’re honorary sisters and either should stick together or dig up old issues from the past.

SPOILERS

When one of the Raskob sisters jumps from the trapeze, seeing her in slow motion with no music makes for a chilling moment. It’s a little ridiculous June wouldn’t have warned anyone of the letter she received that predicted this. Interestingly, Entwistle’s character actually survives the movie while so many others. Even her character in the book this is based on doesn’t make it. Entwistle herself didn’t live to see this movie released.

My favorite character here is Helen Dawson Frye, played by Kay Johnson. She projects a lot of confidence, though you can tell how broken she is by both her friends’ and her child’s death. She seems to not know what else to do other than to have a light heart towards the letter saying she’d kill herself. She bags the great and somber line, “Yes. That’s why she’s getting us all together– To laugh it all away. I haven’t laughed in so long.” She later has a surprisingly dark moment of pointing a gun at her chest, then she starts doing what sounds like a mix of laughing and crying. She also mirrors the other mother here.

Laura’s son almost dies a few times. The intensity and simultaneous casualness is so creepy. The son might just be living his normal life, only for us to know something nearly happened. At least Ursula had beef with the titular women. That son didn’t do anything, so he would’ve only been killed to make Laura suffer, possibly only for a little before her demise. The ending seems to try to make Ursula a little sympathetic. She says that the sorority girls she’s been killing off picked on her for being only part-white. Laura in turn doesn’t deny that, though does seem apologetic. The message here seems to be to not discriminate, though that is muddied by having the non-white character be a vindictive killer who seems to blame all white people. Thus, the movie isn’t better than the average racist media of the time for showing minority groups as villainous, scheming, and unable to relate to white people.

The acting is also particularly bad here. Ursula’s laugh is a notable silly part. She then runs to the end of the train and jumps off, thus following the great tradition of villains getting killed off very suddenly and sometimes in a ridiculous way. Her seeing Swami’s face before she jumps is also quite novel. Her having a gruesome death was foreshadowed, but why not have something like her trying to escape authorities, slipping on something, and falling off? She just throws herself away to get the movie to an end.

OVERVIEW

While perhaps the film is saying something worthwhile about racism, such a message gets caught up in hokey performances and a dreadfully dull and by the numbers story. There are a few worthwhile segments, so many it’s possible with the deleted scenes a better film could be made, though Loy’s portrayal makes that difficult.

ON THE CORNER AND OFF THE WALL

Entwistle’s character in the book is a lesbian, so here’s hoping the deleted scenes of the movie show that, which I highly doubt, but it’s fun to dream as the Peg Entwistle fan I am.

Ladies They Talk About (1933) Review

Stanwyck in the film

The film opening on a very close shot of Barbara Stanwyck as she calls the police worriedly is a great atmospheric way to start the movie. We get a good look at the lead and an indication of the tone of the story when after finishing the call she drops her worried demeanor and takes a drag of her cigarette, walking out casually and revealing she didn’t really care about what was going on.

Barbara Stanwyck as Nan is unrelentingly hard edged and criminal, seeming to have less heart than your typical female lead. As a comparison, her character in Night Nurse had a smidge of rule-breaking to her, but she usually did it because she thought it was the right thing to do. Nan at one point amusingly insults someone by calling them a “daffodil”. Nan convincing a man to let her in the bank early shows that she’s good at sweet talking people to get what she wants.

There’s a humorous moment where we see how well-liked Preston Foster as David Slade is when two women give very exaggerated dialogue basically saying how great he is. The scene is quite funny in how fake the lines come off. It’s pretty ridiculous how hard Dorothy Burgess as Susie bats for Slade. She feels like she serves this one function and isn’t a realistic person. Lillian Roth as Linda just instantly befriends Nan and tells her certain things about the situation. There’s no reason for her to like or care about her. She also has basically nothing else to her. When Linda and Nan are walking outside, it looks fake, like the background was keyed in. It does have a decent effect of emphasizing the characters in a tight visual shot. At one point, Linda amusingly sings a love song to a picture of Joe E. Brown.

The performances here are generally just passable other than a few bit players and fortunately Stanwyck. The story structure fairs much better, generally knowing to focus on Stanwyck and the weird situations that go on around her, as well as the push and pull between the different forces in her life.

SPOILERS

When Nan is about to go to prison and is disapproving of Slade, she gives him a look that says a lot with just her facial expression. A point was made that after Nan was punished, she had to stick to the punishment without any rules being relaxed. However, in no time she’s allowed to see someone. Why make that point only for it to not matter? A highlight in Stanwyck’s performance is when she learns the prison found her drawing of the key. She has a stoic determination, like she doesn’t care about anything other than getting revenge.

The church singing scoring Nan pulling a gun out her purse is such a beautifully creepy moment. As much can be said for the closeup of Nan’s face as she puts her hand over her purse. At the end, Nan criticizes the inhumane treatment of prisoners, which is arguably ahead of its time. Her anger is also very electrifying. She has a crazed look on her face, like she’s gone mad and knows it. Her getting angry in Night Nurse is also a great moment. When Nan planned on shooting Slade, my friend said she hopes she doesn’t shoot him and I responded I hope she does. It’s really surprising the movie actually had our lead shoot the love interest, or any innocent person, instead of having her talked out of it or never at any point want to shoot him.

Slade seeming to not care about being shot and instead wanting to marry Nan is pretty hilarious in how stupid it is. I suppose it shows that love, even toxic love, conquers all. It’s both laughable and out of character for Nan to afterwards calmly say she didn’t mean to do it, with Slade responding that it’s alright and his bullet wound is “nothing”. Nan, and uncharacteristically Slade and a policeman, gaslight Susie into thinking nothing happened after she saw Nan shoot him. Slade comes off as unlikable for not caring about how this would make Susie look. It also doesn’t make sense why the policeman would even want to help Nan. If this is supposed to be absurdist and be completely broken, good job. The movie doesn’t otherwise go to this point of stupidity, so this probably was supposed to be taken seriously. Even if it’s supposed to be a message of personally liked people getting things easy, that would beg the question why Nan would even go to prison and ever face punishment there.

The romance between Slade and Nan goes against what we have come to know about Nan. She is very easily embittered and typically has used Slade to get ahead. She does show love and concern for him at the end, but based on most of the movie it’s hard to believe why she’d want to be with him. Maybe she’s really just manipulating him, though it doesn’t seem that’s supposed to be the takeaway? The movie doesn’t seem too concerned with Slade or what he does. If there is supposed to be a commentary here about him, it’s a little too obfuscated.

OVERVIEW

Ladies They Talk About is a pretty fun watch if you want some brassy ladies or specifically Barbara Stanwyck. It’s all a little too silly, and lacks the heart of Night Nurse, but it’s definitely worthy of one or a few watches.

Night Nurse (1931) Review

Barbara Stanwyck and Joan Blondell

Night Nurse is not only a great pre-code film, it is a very pre-code film. Barbara Stanwyck as Lora Hart and Joan Blondell as Maloney tackle two perspectives of how to handle the cynical world created here. Lora is willing to lose it all for the sake of doing the right thing, while Maloney doesn’t seem to care about anything that doesn’t concern her. Both periodically seem demoralized by how things are, wishing it could be better. Maloney even criticizes the societal view that a woman should be subservient to her husband and not work. A favorite line of hers is, “Maybe 56 bucks a week isn’t much, but it’s 56 bucks!”

Barbara Stanwyck and Joan Blondell both show a lot of skin and snuggle together in bed, which does provide a slight erotic undertone. Some shots seem to serve little more purpose than to get us some eye candy. It’s hard not to applaud the scene where both, mostly undressed, get in bed and snuggle together! Maybe even more adorable is when to stop Lora from fainting, Maloney holds her wrist? Ben Lyon as Mortie is a very charming bootlegger who sticks around with crime while being impossible to not love, especially how warm he is to the other characters.

There is a disturbing undercurrent throughout the whole picture, with life initially seeming fine before thing after thing happens to suggest that there’s something wrong. The pacing is great, as the protagonists are fighting the clock. Clark Gable is one of the most intimidating antagonists of these old movies, dressed in black and saying very little. He creates a strong presence and you know things are getting intense just because he’s around.

SPOILERS

Why would Lora go out late with Maloney, considering she knew that was against the rules and this whole time was trying to make a good impression? It’s so creepy watching the kids describe the killing of their sister. The kids supply really good performances. The closeup and zoom on Clark Gable as he reveals he’s Nick, followed by the same shot for Lora as she gasps is a striking bit of imagery that symbolizes this new information we’ve learned. Maloney comes off as pretty unlikable in that she doesn’t seem to care about what’s going on with the children. She’s getting paid and going on dates, which to her is all that matters. While this probably is not intentional, this could be seen as a commentary on how real people are, not caring unless a problem bothers them specifically.

We get some nice intense performances of the children’s mother screaming and the look of disgust on Lora’s face. She’s been reasonably composed, but now she’s dropping it all to criticize this woman. This all makes sense as she’s clearly so fed up with putting up with people that don’t care about anyone else. It’s a lot of fun when Lora punches out a man. We later get a good comedy moment where she dumps water on the mother. It was pretty irresponsible of Lora to reveal she knows about the trust fund, as Nick would then know where she got that from and hurt the person she talked to.

The romance is expertly done lightly. It makes sense that the male romance, Mortie, would be attracted to Lora after she helped him. There were also many opportunities for her to show off her personality to him. Once everything is resolved, it’s cathartic to see them agree to go on a date, as that suggests they can move on to greener pastures. That being said, the ending is gloriously creepy, epitomizing the pre-code glory on display. Mortie doesn’t become a moral character, as he reveals that he had Nick killed. We’re left to figure this out over about thirty seconds. This coming so late in the game, as well as before and after the lovers’ talk of a date, positions this as something to be celebrated. That offbeat tone leaves a memorable impression, like this killing is just the way things go. Considering how many characters here are morally dubious, that matches it while getting more intense.

OVERVIEW

Night Nurse packs a mean punch in only about an hour. It’s got some heavy drama, light comedy, and a great evil world that is so endearing to watch, with a protagonist that just wants to do the right thing when it’s so hard. Of course, even on the surface there’s a lot of girls and violence.

While The Cat’s Away (1936) Review

While repetitive in some ways for those familiar with Laurel and Hardy, While The Cat’s Away does bring a lot of charm to the table. A lot of ideas are taken from Unaccustomed As We Are and Helpmates, both Laurel and Hardy short. The twists are really nice for those familiar with the other film. It’s a shame more wasn’t done to differentiate them. There is one really big difference that makes it easy to take this as a separate entity…

Shemp Howard is a lot of fun, acting like the Moe Howard character if he was a little better at being in society. Shemp’s character is named Henry, though it’s of course tempting to just call him Shemp. Johnny Berkes plays Johnny. Despite seemingly being the second half of a duoship with Shemp, he does way too little. Sure, Shemp is so funny that he doesn’t need others, but it’s a little odd how often Johnny is doing nothing or just playing into Shemp. He also sometimes does something way too expected or nonsensical, and is thus not a good foil. There is the occasional moment, like at the end, where he gets a little to do and he does it well. Shemp does rack up quite a lot of laughs.

There’s a lot of very charming humor. There’s the gag with the alarm clock, Henry’s repulsion at realizing he’s talking to his wife, Henry mixing a drink in Johnny’s mouth is a little bizarre, but not enough to erase how amusingly offbeat it is. Henry’s monologue and action in response to Johnny trying to sleep in the kitchen is one of the best, though unfortunately it’s obvious Shemp’s voice was dubbed in. The joke with the cat also packs a lot of punch, being very unexpected. “What are you doing? What are you doing there? I hollered help, not fire.” Later, “I have to take this back to the shop.” “Wait a minute, how about taking this dirt back with you?” “Oh, don’t worry about that, gentlemen, I have plenty more dirt outside in the suitcase.” Both are sharp lines. There’s some easy to miss gags, or at least unexpected ones that are very delightful, like Henry removing his blanket and having apparently slept with his shoes on.

Miscellaneous comments include: I can’t believe how disgusting Johnny’s method of cleaning dishes is. Henry foolishly gets dirt on Allyn Drake. He usually is at least slightly smarter here. You’d think the men would act more tired, considering circumstances. Maybe that dirt thing is a sign of that? Henry being in bed with Johnny is a little fruity. As much can be said for when he checks Johnny to make sure he looks good and even rubs his face. Johnny later licks his hand and runs it through Henry’s hair (for the purpose of smoothing it over).

SPOILERS

Shemp just forgot about his fish when the coffee came up. R.I.P. Minnie. It seems that Henry and/or Johnny is at least a little competent, as they were able to successfully clean the house before their wives got home. It’s a little too convenient that the superintendent would just rattle off his dirty secret to the leads. Despite how good Shemp is here, and how little Anita Garvin is used, she walks away with the greatest joke in the picture: “Henry!” “What?” “Is your life insurance all paid up?” “Certainly!” This is also a good character moment, as it tells us how this husband and wife feel about each other. Their delivery is also beautifully straight.

One fun difference from Unaccustomed is that there’s more suspense. The leads’ wives almost seem to know that something is going on and are more proactive in trying to figure it out. Thus, when the superintendent says he’ll help them out, that comes as somewhat of a relief, but also a stressor, as the leads know who is in it. Allyn is very reluctant to get in the trunk. The hurriedness causes the phone to get locked in the trunk, which ultimately plays into the story. This also means that when Allyn finds out about her husband cheating, it is both another added layer of worry, but at the same time she’s probably glad this happened, so she could learn of what her husband has been up to.

In Unaccustomed, there’s a reason for Stan Laurel to not ultimately get hit. This short’s shrimp doesn’t get a logical reason, with it seemingly being that he decided to become stronger. However, it’s a nice touch that the theme of the leads being under the thumb of their wives is reiterated with the ladies taking him out with a few quick slaps for an excellent final joke.

OVERVIEW

This short is like if the Three Stooges were family men and a little more intelligent. It’s pulled off well. If you happen to not like Shemp, there’s no reason to see it, but otherwise one should. Anita Garvin in her portrait and later work clothes looks very cool.

The Wild Party (1929) Review

Praise be to whoever put Clara in this outfit!

This one is a runaround. Some of my all-time favorite movies don’t really have plots and are more about seeing someone getting into interesting little situations. The Wild Party could really benefit from something a little stronger. There’s the sense that no one knows what they’re doing. A prime example is Clara Bow as Stella Ames. While Bow delights in being a presence, being well equipped at firing off dialogue and feeling like someone worthy of at least a conversation, you can imagine she didn’t understand her character or the story as she can act very similarly scene-to-scene. If a real person went through what she did, you’d think they’d change progressively. Fredric March as Gilmore seems like he read half the script, thought it was a dud, and now just wants to get it done. He’s in surprisingly little of the film and you think his character would be more involved as he is important to the story. Lots of women find him handsome and to be fair, he absolutely is. It’s easy to see why they would.

Bow and Shirley O’Hara as Helen have good chemistry. They should’ve been the focus, not the phoning-it-in March. Admittedly, he’s not in a ton of this movie, possibly less than O’Hara. There’s a scene where in the middle of a conversation about something related to Helen, Stella stares at her with a longing-look. It doesn’t really make sense why she would be. Stella speaks highly of Helen, like they’re best friends and she really cares about her. You can imagine there’s a cut subplot about them being such good friends, as there’s moments of them acting like they have an unseen history. There isn’t much point to these. The movie is essentially about Stella’s coming of age and how Gilmore is affecting that. Helen being disinterested in reckless behavior could’ve rubbed off on Stella, but that doesn’t seem to happen.

It’s a shame people like the bar-goers often don’t get their comeuppance. Their scenes are disturbing in how vicious they are and for no reason. It’s good that those abusive men are portrayed as wrong, though. Gilmore says and does some bad things, but we probably are supposed to like him and find him admirable. He treats Stella poorly as he seems to have outdated ideals. There’s a few scenes where people just directly tell Stella in conversation what her faults are. The most hurtful of which is said by Gilmore.

When a girl gets up to leave, Stella grabs her skirt and pulls her back to her seat. That’s not unlike a silent film gag. There’s a scene of girls in costumes dancing together. It’d be nice to see more of that. Despite this not being a musical, there’s one song thrown in. It’s a nice moment to have this lowkey diegetic song playing as people tiredly sit around at a party. A scene of a character pinching the ear of another for information is a fun bit. A favorite line is when a guy says, “You think all men are alike, well they are.”

SPOILERS

In the beginning, Bow poorly delivers a line saying she hates Gilmore. You just know from there that they’ll ultimately fall in love. After Stella’s friends somehow escape the bar-goers with the wrong woman, their driver for some reason refuses to turn around and get Stella. That’s just a plot convenience. Stella’s friends don’t seem that worked up over her not being home. From their perspective, she could’ve been assaulted by the drunks that were after them. Apparently maintaining one’s reputation is very important. Characters go through a lot of distress to avoid hurting it. Gilmore criticizes Stella for risking his and hers, however, he then kisses her, his student.

It seems Gilmore stole a car at one point. When Stella has reservations about such a thing, he aggressively tells her to get in, not considerate of how she’d be feeling. He calls her a fool and suggests it’d be bad for her to cry. She arguably acts like he’s being sweet. This scene is supposed to be a reason for these two to like each other. There is no romantic chemistry. Gilmore criticizes Stella for going to a bar, acting like moral people wouldn’t do that. Seeing as he shortly after kisses her, how is he so much better by his standards? That kiss is obviously on her mind later, which he should’ve considered. While she doesn’t, you’d think he’d also consider she might tell on him. The moral of the film is arguably that women shouldn’t be independent or go to places like bars and if something bad happens, it’s okay to criticize them. What happened to Stella was honestly traumatic. You’d think Gilmore could at least wait to scorn her. Also, she doesn’t act any differently after all this, but realistically she would.

OVERVIEW

To summarize the problems with The Wild Party, we should know how Gilmore feels about his own actions. It’s an oversight that we don’t.

After the spoiler material, that matter is about dropped and there’s another little plot. You could imagine this movie as a serial. Each episode focuses on a different little adventure loosely connected to the previous. That’s fair enough, but it feels like it can’t properly resolve its “episodes”. Worse than that, the movie can’t survive common romance tropes and cast members that don’t elevate the material. While that might leave the picture as just very average, the really poor characterization of Stella at points and Gilmore as a whole pull it down the pit. That being said, if I had a knowledge and appreciation of Clara Bow, I wouldn’t be too sorry. This one isn’t too long and for the most part could make someone think she had a better grasp on sound cinema than she did. She is very charming. See for Stella playfully and lovingly strangling Helen.

A Little Princess (1917) Review – ZaSu Pitts’ First Prominent Role In A Movie

Pickford and Pitts in the film

A Little Princess suffers from the standard tropes of the time. There are things to love., like some nice flourishes to the story. An intertitle describing the girls tiptoeing only taking up part of the screen, with their feet waddling across taking the bottom looks cool. Same with the stop-motion part. It’s a fun segment probably thrown in to liven the film up a little. Those moments aren’t something specific to a formula, it’s something the movie is doing that wasn’t in every story. There’s a scene where Sara tells a strangely lengthy fairytale. It comes so soon you kind of forget about the main plot. It has slight relevance to later, but it could’ve and should’ve been worked out or at least shortened as it’s quite tedious and an offense to pacing. These sorts of plot divergences were sadly common.

Mary Pickford as Sara is generally too inoffensive, not really seeming like a real person. The movie has a bit of an issue of making Sara seem like she’s perfect, with her downfalls so over-punctuated that the scenes are comical. Her brief moments of needing to be sad don’t really come across well, with Pickford lacking emotion. The comedy scenes are a little more fun and you can tell Pickford is enjoying herself, and thus the audience is enjoying her. One cute moment to establish Sara as good natured is when she gives her necklace to Becky. It’s a nice scene.

“All me life I’ve dreamed of ownin’ beads, Miss.”

ZaSu Pitts as Becky doesn’t have to be the lead and thus can feel more fleshed out. When good things happen to her, she has an electric look of joy on her face. Becky is colored with a good nature to things and a curiosity for the world. She sometimes lurks off to the side, as if she wanted to sneak away from working and find something more interesting. There’s a scene of her eyes wide open at Sara telling a story, like she’s fascinated by this little thing. It’s a shame she didn’t get more to do as the best scenes are of Sara and Becky hanging out. Assuming the movie couldn’t be about them getting in a misadventure together, there are moments, such as after the climax, where the movie could’ve gone on more and have some extra light comedy of the two handling the change in situation. Pitts gets one of the best lines in, “Pardon me, Miss, but was you ever dropped on your ‘ead w’en you was little?” One of the best duo scenes is when they find some food. Just look at Pitts’ facial expression and body language.

Miscellaneous comments include: Apparently Sara is supposed to be from nine to about twelve years old over the course of the movie. You really can’t buy it. Someone should’ve either made the characters adults, I don’t see why they couldn’t have been, or get child actors, which presumably wasn’t ideal as you’d think they’d want a proper star vehicle. “I know you by heart, my daddy. You are inside my heart.” That sounds like a low quality translation of a foreign film. Some intertitles have an entrancing poeticism to them, like, “A week before the shadow of old Santa speeds across the house tops.” In the middle of a scene, Sara just sneezes. It’s as if Pickford unexpectedly sneezed and it was decided to leave it in.

Becky in a way fills the role of the male lead in how she’s always there to comfort Sara, much like how a male lead sometimes has exactly what the protagonist needs to get what they want. Sometimes those men give the leading female emotional support without the writing and performances communicating that well, but you can understand that and how Becky is helping. Pitts and Pickford have better chemistry than most romance movies I’ve seen recently. They give each other the sweetest look before they part after Sara gives Becky the necklace.

SPOILERS

There should be more of a reason for the girls to like Sara. We get that a little with time apparently dulling their meanness and her giving the necklace. Also, them liking her isn’t relevant to the plot. More consequently, let’s see Sara get comfortable at the boarding house other than having a brief time of discomfort, followed by an intertitle implying she stopped being. When a girl falls off a chariot, how did Sara not hear her yell? It’s amusing that a cop picked her up and chased after Sara. He gets a funny line with, “I begs your pardon, Miss – – – but you dropped somethin’.” Why is everyone picking on Sara? It’s not like she chose to be rich. She isn’t even bratty or difficult.

Miss Minchin is cartoonishly villainous. Upon learning of Sara no longer having wealth and her dad dying, she doesn’t seem to care about how she would be feeling. There’s a shot that frames her as creepy where she tells her and throws her a black dress. This is all on her birthday and right after Minchin finds out about his death. Her intertitle of, “Your Father – is dead!” is obviously way too cold for someone that’s supposed to be looking after her. Why would she want or need to tell her so viciously? She lets Sara stay and work instead of kicking her to the streets. She is mad when Sara is upset by this, saying she should thank her. Sara doesn’t hit her or scream or do anything wrong, she is just saddened by her suddenly becoming a servant based on circumstances out of her control. Minchin then pulls her physically to her first task. Why force her? She could just tell Sara that the choice is hers if she wants to work or leave. If she’s supposed to be comically evil, give her some actual comedy and a comedy environment to play in.

Minchin throwing her doll to the ground, then Becky popping up unexpectedly to save it is such a wholesome moment, as is their bond’s punctuation by the scene where Becky gives it back to her. Afterwards, there’s an intertitle explaining that Sara feels hopeless, when what we see is her finding a little bit of joy in the situation. Her whole attitude throughout the movie is that if you really want something it’ll come true. She acts accordingly, consistently thinking she’ll eventually be freed and ultimately she is. At one point she gets a great line in, “Just try to remember that after all, Becky, we are both Princesses – inside!” The scenes of Sara as a servant are ironically more comedic, as she and Becky get in little situations over trying to escape boredom. “Why, don’t you know, Becky – when we’re not around the dolls all come to life?”

There’s a great scene where Minchin catches the duo stealing and eating nice food. Sara tells Becky to eat and they start shoving food in their mouths as fast as possible. This scene yields Pickford’s best and most energetic performance this film, though arguably she’s a bad friend for encouraging Becky to misbehave. She potentially could’ve got a lighter punishment if she hadn’t listened to Sara. This scene would’ve been better for earlier on, as it is a moment of Sara feeling like a person and like she’s not perfect. The happy ending is tacked on, with someone with money looking for Sara happening to just find her. What are the odds? You’d half expect her father to just be alive to make this as happy as possible. See the moment where one man is giving dialogue, but the camera is pointed at his friend behind him saying and doing nothing. ZaSu making silly faces is the final joke.

OVERVIEW

A Little Princess asks a lot for its story but can’t deliver. Its pacing is interrupted so badly and its plot so thinly cared about that you can’t follow it when it asks you to. However, it still has a nice Christmas vibe to it, and Pitts and Pickford function well as a lovable duo, with their lighthearted moments incredibly fun. The movie’s not too long, so it isn’t too bad if you want any of the benefits. Something about it I didn’t expect is that there is no romantic plot, which feels like a breath of fresh air when they’re sometimes so forced in. Also, I couldn’t find a score, so I added the score for “Grandma’s Boy”. It fits reasonably well.