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Red Dwarf S03E06 The Last Day // Series 3 (1989) Review Part 6

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Context for those unfamiliar with Red Dwarf (Spoilers for S01E01 of the show)

Dave Lister, played by Craig Charles, is the last man alive. He’s living in the mining ship “Red Dwarf” with a hologram of his dead roommate, Rimmer, played by Chris Barrie; a member of a species of evolved cats, “The Cat”, played by Danny John-Jules; a computer on the ship, Holly, played by Hattie Hayridge as of series three; and also as of series three, a robot, Kryten, played by Robert Llewellyn. Rimmer died due to a radiation leak that killed everyone on “Red Dwarf”, except for Lister and non-humans.

“The Last Day” is the first episode to really focus on Llewellyn’s Kryten. Whether or not one counts “Kryten” as a Kryten-focused episode is a matter of debate. Regardless, Llewellyn pulls in a much better performance here than previously, giving reason to his “robotic” and narrow minded behavior. He does a good job of keeping the character’s inhuman qualities, while giving him some emotions and feelings. This episode also shows everyone as not only a team, but tolerant of that dynamic. Kryten doesn’t ever seem to understand the bond living beings can have for each other. That being said, he genuinely seems to like the others to a degree. Apparently androids are not supposed to enjoy their work, but Kryten often seems to. According to this episode, Kryten doesn’t, but wants to get in “Silicon Heaven” when he dies.

My personal theory was someone at some point reprogrammed Kryten to actually like chores, though it was imperfect, with the dislike of it sometimes coming out. Regardless, him genuinely liking that, and how that might contrast with what the others want and feel about it, is more interesting as it’s generally different than a real person. Even if a person likes chores, imagine doing them often everyday and with little else to do? It’s also arguable that him taking the load off things by doing chores and being another character to interact with has leveled tensions, so he brings in a contrasting personality.

Lister does get some development, as well. Namely, a big part of the “Kryten” episode is that Lister doesn’t seem to like that he’s treated as just a servant. That comes up again here, with him not wanting Kryten to always make him breakfast. However, for the most part he is content with treating him like that, though you can tell Lister often views Kryten as a real friend. For better or for worse, this inconsistency and use of Kryten makes Lister less likable. No one here is supposed to be, so that’s fair enough. It’s a shame that this dulls the clashing personalities of Lister and Rimmer, as Rimmer has been fine using Kryten as just a servant. At least have someone point out how Lister has changed. On another note, we learn more of Lister’s past, being abandoned by his parents as a baby. Ideally, this could’ve come up in an episode more about this. “Marooned” would’ve been a great place for this development.

The Cat is weirdly unselfish. An arguable reason why is he enjoys feeling the team support and the attention that yields him. Lister in particular likes Cat. He’s even excited to give something to Kryten. A possible explanation is he knows he would probably be able to get it back from Kryten later. Rimmer is weirdly absent from this episode. He does take a little opportunity to try and assert dominance over a character, but Chris Barrie overall isn’t in his normal scene stealing mode.

The episode takes a while to get going, with the setup being a bit dry. It even takes some time to introduce Rimmer and longer for the Cat. The party with everyone discussing their feelings and trying to give Kryten a good time works as character development, showing their comradery, and also as comedy. A favorite is Kryten getting drunk and falling off his chair. Surprised that didn’t rile up the studio audience, like how the smeg ups can. That scene had me dying. The positive momentum continues with Gordon Kennedy as Hudzen, who is intimidating while also getting laughs.

I’m glad this was the last episode of the series. We’re maximizing the time with Kryten, thus increasing the impact of his leaving. The fact that at this point he was only in one series makes it believable he was only a one off and could’ve actually left here.

SPOILERS

This episode is more true to one of the original ideas of the show than most, that the world of the show is incredibly cruel. Holly, as an example, seems to be aware there is more to life than what they do, but is confined to how they are, not even having a body. Kryten and the other service droid suffer trying to fulfill orders, apparently in a misguided attempt to get into Silicone Heaven, which may not even be real. For everyone else, they have more of a natural drive to live which is often challenged in violent ways.

Defeating the purpose of a service droid, Hudzen almost killed everyone. Sure, he was insane, but you would think the developers would want to avoid that. Apparently Lister is a target due to being “barely human”. What does that even mean? If Lister is the only human still alive, why would the machines be sold to humans specifically? Just sell the product to who or whatever. It’d be like if products were made today specifically for dinosaurs. Before things get violent, Rimmer gets out of the way. I had wondered why, though this actually makes sense considering he still has human emotions and thus would have that trigger instinct to avoid getting hurt.

In the next episode, Kryten is being taught how to lie. If that had been before this episode, the lie here would work much better. Kryten at one point makes a joke that involves saying something not true. While the whole bit is quite good, it should’ve been saved for later.

SERIES OVERVIEW

Series three tightens the dynamic of the characters and changes the formula a bit. It focuses more on crazy and foreign entities come to trip everyone up, with Lister, Rimmer, The Cat, and Kryten tackling four corners of a comedy troupe. The tradeoff of this is that Holly and to a lesser extent The Cat are underutilized. Still, both are not only still funny, but get some very good material.

Character drama was pretty central to the first two series, but now it’s more muted and the focus is on action. The one episode that is very character focused, mostly featuring Lister and Rimmer talking, needs an incident to cause that situation. In the early series, they did that just because. Both tones work well. What probably would’ve been for the best story wise is if you’d get a mix of both. Maybe one episode is pure action, then the next pure drama, sometimes with the comedy at the front, sometimes a bit more subdued.

In terms of those characters, they feel quite different when being little more than a certain “funny role”. They feel less like real people and are thus less relatable, though it’s hard to deny the humor that comes from that. This also goes against Rimmer’s consistent desire to be taken seriously. Here he lays on just being a funny and stern guy. In fact, all the characters change up their personalities for the sake of what the story needs of them. Two notable examples are how Kryten goes through a whole arc in his series two appearance, seeming ready and able to be his own individual that can do things like insult someone, but he was then basically reset to how he was and is now essentially going on the same journey, but much slower. When he said in “The Last Day” that he is finally having fun, my mind just went to him riding a motorcycle around the universe last series. Servicing the arc are the generally funny scenes of him being subservient to others. He is underplayed usually, which is for the best as Llewellyn’s acting leaves something to be desired.

The other example is how The Cat sometimes doesn’t seem to care about anyone and other times does. The reason might be that Cat has value in being part of the “Red Dwarf Posse” and likes that feeling. He also seems to respect his crewmates more. A broader case is how mainly in this episode, the Dwarfers are being needlessly confrontational. While that goes with their general energy and spirit, it goes against their selfish desires. They sometimes get into danger when it’s not necessary and sometimes even to help another. While the first two series work better as narratives, especially one that develops from one episode to the next, series three beats them out solely by being funnier and doing nothing else superiorly. Even the weaker installments have some good stuff, so there aren’t even bad episodes. Still, the dull periods are definitely there.

Rank from weakest to best: “The Last Day”, “Backwards”, “Marooned”, “Bodyswap”, “Timeslides”, “Polymorph”.

Red Dwarf S03E05 Timeslides // Series 3 (1989) Review Part 5

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Context for those unfamiliar with Red Dwarf (Spoilers for S01E01 of the show)

Dave Lister, played by Craig Charles, is the last man alive. He’s living in the mining ship “Red Dwarf” with a hologram of his dead roommate, Rimmer, played by Chris Barrie; a member of a species of evolved cats, “The Cat”, played by Danny John-Jules; a computer on the ship, Holly, played by Hattie Hayridge as of series three; and also as of series three, a robot, Kryten, played by Robert Llewellyn. Rimmer died due to a radiation leak that killed everyone on “Red Dwarf”, except for Lister and non-humans.

“Timeslides” uses a favorite formula for Red Dwarf. Think up a weird or nonsensical sci-fi idea and let our characters just play around in it. The more mayhem, the better. No time for explaining how the timeslides even work, we have adventuring to do. Any explaining would only hurt, as the concept doesn’t logically make sense, so don’t try to make it. There’s some well-worked in character moments, as well. The opening joke is a favorite, as is the snowball one. Same with Rimmer’s “You’re unhappy, aren’t you?” Probably the best is, “It’s my duty, my duty as a complete and utter bastard.” Even the boxing gloves line is great. Perhaps there’s just something in Chris Barrie’s delivery? It’s interesting seeing how Kryten spends his free time. We once again see Lister depressed (sadly there wasn’t resolution to this plot point). On top of that is insight into Lister’s past, mainly his music career.

Rimmer really takes the cake here, having a lot of the brightest highlights. He’s such a git, and specifically a well fleshed out git, that it’s easy to relate to his behavior and laugh at his failures, but also his successes. It’s impossible to not be drawn in and want him to win on at least some level. There are many great Rimmer character moments in this episode. Beyond seeing his childhood and family life, we see some insight on how he views his friendship with Lister and feelings on his life at that point. He at one point refers to himself as a bastard.

SPOILERS

When Lister walks in one of Rimmer’s photos, we get a visual equivalent to an expository dump. Shame Chris Barrie didn’t do a more unique voice for his brother. Similar shame we didn’t see Lister’s fight with Hitler. Kryten mentions preventing Kennedy’s assassination… who would’ve thunk it? The frame of the photo of Lister in the bar was much smaller than the space the group has in the actual bar.

After time changes, how would Rimmer be there or remember the past life? It appears that Kryten, the Cat, and definitely Lister reverted to not knowing the show’s timeline, but Rimmer and Holly do. Without Lister, why would Rimmer have been revived as a hologram? How would he be able to set up a photograph if neither him nor Holly can touch anything? Maybe the scutters, though they’re only so able? We see Rimmer enter Lister’s dining room from Lister’s point of view. Shouldn’t there be a cameraman in the room? Why does Rimmer act like Lister would know who he is?

It’s interesting to consider what Rimmer’s true desire is in taking Lister from his wealth. You could argue that it’s to make him suffer, so Rimmer doesn’t have to do so alone. This could yield from a hatred for Lister, prioritizing his own happiness over Lister’s, or caring about Lister enough to not want to be away from him. If you say, “It was to make himself rich”. That’s possible, but why would he try to talk Lister out of it instead of just going straight to himself as a child? While the ending doesn’t make sense, it is very funny. Rimmer’s alive! (Diamanda Hagan has a good explanation, though.) The explosives should have been set up in advance, though. I didn’t like the ending as a kid as it messes with continuity, but that’s not necessarily true.

This episode adds to the motif of Red Dwarf. Nothing truly good happens to the characters. Things can seem like they’ll definitely work out, but then everything comes apart in the end. Someone like Rimmer can only get a taste of being human, and also Hitler’s sandwich, before it all falls apart again.

OVERVIEW

“Timeslides” is a very well realized bit of comedy and is so much fun to watch. It’s got laughs and character. There are unfortunately plot holes, but they’re pretty minor to the overall experience. This episode should’ve been before “Bodyswap”, so the ending has more impact.

Red Dwarf S03E04 Bodyswap // Series 3 (1989) Review Part 4

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Context for those unfamiliar with Red Dwarf (Spoilers for S01E01 of the show)

Dave Lister, played by Craig Charles, is the last man alive. He’s living in the mining ship “Red Dwarf” with a hologram of his dead roommate, Rimmer, played by Chris Barrie; a member of a species of evolved cats, “The Cat”, played by Danny John-Jules; a computer on the ship, Holly, played by Hattie Hayridge as of series three; and also as of series three, a robot, Kryten, played by Robert Llewellyn. Rimmer died due to a radiation leak that killed everyone on “Red Dwarf”, except for Lister and non-humans.

It’s easy to have high hopes for “Bodyswap”. Being unable to touch anything would obviously be very distressing. An episode that focuses on what that’d be like, and specifically the insanity that’d come from it, is a great idea. While we get some fantastic scenes related to that, with Rimmer being his normal lovable self, the episode at points gets caught in its own engine. Jokes can go where you’d expect them to. They are still fine in their own right, but the episode so obviously wasting potential is saddening. The first few minutes covering a different story before the main one suggests there was a lack of ideas here.

It would’ve really helped to not have Barrie and Charles lip sync the other. The actors imitating the other in their own voice could provide an added comedic potential, seeing their takes on the other (we would later be able to hear such a thing with the audiobooks). There’s an awkwardness to the delivery as is. Especially because of Chris Barrie’s ability to impersonate, this element isn’t nearly as bad as it could’ve been.

How much the leads trust or show respect for the others varies from episode to episode. If Lister didn’t trust Rimmer, this whole episode wouldn’t have happened. The Cat agrees to help Lister… a little. He seems to otherwise be keeping to himself, as is typical. There are some fun moments that are unintentional foreshadowing for later series. We see the Cat’s piloting skills in action. Considering series eight, it’s amusing that Rimmer mentioned Canaries.

Miscellaneous comments include: It’s a little infuriating that the catalyst for the initial conflict is Lister touching something immediately after saying he shouldn’t. The Cat gets a good line in the scene, though. The arm joke is hilarious, probably the best of the episode. I’m curious if the reason Captain Hollister doesn’t appear is because they couldn’t get Mac McDonald back. Regardless, it grounded the show in the early episodes to have more references and appearances by the original Red Dwarf crew. It’s a shame they didn’t appear more often. It wouldn’t have been hard to work them into an episode like “Timeslides”.

SPOILERS

I’d like to think the reason the Cat doesn’t want to abandon ship is because he’d rather die than go without his suits. It doesn’t make sense why Kryten would hand Lister’s mind to the Cat. Kryten would be the best person to take care of it. It’s representative of Rimmer and the Cat in that in what they believe to be their last moments, they just insult each other. The self-destruct twist is a great way to resolve this plot. Why include Holly knowing there wasn’t a bomb? Why wouldn’t she reveal that? There are some implications with past crew members being able to take over Lister’s body. Couldn’t you argue that Hollister should have it, as he was the highest ranking? If unused robot bodies are found or made, couldn’t they be used to bring everyone back?

It’s hard to believe Rimmer ever wanted to really help Lister. When he asks to have his body, he talks like he has an ulterior motive, which was probably to have the sensation of touching things. He doesn’t come off particularly sincere when describing how he’d help Lister. If Lister was so afraid of using the mind swap when he thought his life depended on it, why would he use it more times for a less necessary reason? As pure speculation, what if the reason we never visually saw Rimmer swap with Lister (or later the Cat) was because that might contradict established continuity on how holograms would work? We see Lister’s trusting nature when he keeps giving Rimmer more chances. The Cat asking Lister why he’s dressed as Rimmer further suggests their friendship. He’s apparently concerned by why he would be wearing such clothes.

There could’ve been a better reason for Kryten to follow Rimmer’s command. It doesn’t make sense why he would here. Him accepting orders to hurt another person would be dropped later. He’s also unbelievably gullible for trusting him. A possible solution for this is to say that Kryten’s corrupted files have caused him to make such poor decisions. Perhaps they were later fixed? Another way to really help this episode is to have more escalation of stakes. Most of the scenes have a formula of “Rimmer says he’ll get Lister’s body in shape, then he continues to be careless”. What if Lister and Rimmer progressively had more to be afraid of? The ending, with Rimmer running away with Lister’s body, is hilarious. That being expanded upon, with some obstacles getting in the way of retrieving Rimmer, would’ve improved the bit.

OVERVIEW

Definitely a quality episode, but it’s a shame it wasn’t even better. “Better Than Life” has some similarities to here, but that one lets us inside Rimmer’s horrible, horrible head.

Red Dwarf S03E03 Polymorph // Series 3 (1989) Review Part 3

Context for those unfamiliar with Red Dwarf (Spoilers for S01E01 of the show)

Dave Lister, played by Craig Charles, is the last man alive. He’s living in the mining ship “Red Dwarf” with a hologram of his dead roommate, Rimmer, played by Chris Barrie; a member of a species of evolved cats, “The Cat”, played by Danny John-Jules; a computer on the ship, Holly, played by Hattie Hayridge as of series three; and also as of series three, a robot, Kryten, played by Robert Llewellyn. Rimmer died due to a radiation leak that killed everyone on “Red Dwarf”, except for Lister and non-humans.

“Polymorph” does have the feeling of an “event” episode. It’s an Alien parody; the lighting is very distinct, with dark, rich, gorgeous blues; and starts with a warning about its contents, which was not actually necessary, but was done for the sake of atmosphere. The stakes are solid. The episode doesn’t promise anything it can’t deliver on. It’s not serious and it makes the story all that much funnier. It features an amusing subversion of horror tropes, we get a very clear look almost immediately at the alien, who looks absurd. Most of the cast utilize their fluidity with each other and manage to be very and consistently charming. There is a shameful exception…

The exposition and Kryten apologizing to Rimmer both can feel a little tedious. For the former, you could argue it’d be better to show and not tell. For the latter, it’s not particularly funny. The big issue with both is that Robert Llewellyn feels so awkward and uncomfortable, overacting a little, like he doesn’t know how to take the character. There’s even a scene where it looks like he’s reading from a script. If he isn’t, he at least gives such an awkward impression. The other five main actors from series one-three were way more at home in their roles from the word go. At the very least, these bits have good comedic payoff and aren’t too long. A scripting issue is that the script just moves on to Rimmer talking about another matter, as if the “apologizing” scene hadn’t been there. There are other little elements that suggest a lack of care in ironing out small details.

Miscellaneous comments include: Where is the voice at the beginning coming from? The episode would build better atmosphere without it, though it leads to a reasonably good joke. The contrast between how the monster is described and shown is quite clever. The episode name appearing on screen answers what this creature is called. Holly and Kryten both have to share giving exposition on the alien. Before series three, Holly did that and ultimately Kryten will do that.

SPOILERS

There’s a case of bad continuity where Kryten says he can’t find the underwear, despite it being clearly visible. The heat-seeking bazookoid blasts don’t go after Kryten, though wouldn’t he be producing heat? Some say the Polymorph would not have been able to latch onto Rimmer, but it seems reasonably easy to find an excuse for how that would be possible. Maybe there could be a holographic extension? It’s a little disturbing that the Cat almost got killed by friendly fire, dying for no real reason. “Oh, look, it’s bonehead’s mum.” is perhaps my favorite line. That one’s been stuck in my head for years now!

We see more of Rimmer’s family life. Rimmer is delusional on a friendship he had with his brothers as a child and it is possible that his mother is the type to sleep with his friend, then insult Rimmer. Rimmer mentions everyone should escape in Starbug. Later in the show, they would be Starbug bound. Rimmer’s “guilty” gag is a favorite, as is that scene with his mother. “Alphabetti Spaghetti!” is one of the all time classic lines of Red Dwarf.

The ending was a bit disappointing. While the way the Polymorph was bested was really funny, it was so quick. A little bit of action here or there would’ve helped. A better ending that wouldn’t have been more expensive would be if the group constantly beat on boxes they think are the Polymorph, then at one point they go somewhere, there’s a beat of silence, then the Polymorph appears.

OVERVIEW

This is one I was laughing with constantly. The material here is very good. The second half is especially funny, as the core story has been set up already; it’d be nice to have gotten more of that. Still, the first half is very solid.

Red Dwarf S03E02 Marooned // Series 3 (1989) Review Part 2

The Cat’s clothes

Context for those unfamiliar with Red Dwarf (Spoilers for S01E01 of the show)

Dave Lister, played by Craig Charles, is the last man alive. He’s living in the mining ship “Red Dwarf” with a hologram of his dead roommate, Rimmer, played by Chris Barrie; a member of a species of evolved cats, “The Cat”, played by Danny John-Jules; a computer on the ship, Holly, played by Hattie Hayridge as of series three; and also as of series three, a robot, Kryten, played by Robert Llewellyn. Rimmer died due to a radiation leak that killed everyone on “Red Dwarf”, except for Lister and non-humans.

“Marooned” is series three’s series one or two episode. After an era of episodes which usually found a way to include Lister and Rimmer chatting about their lives, last episode Red Dwarf dared to move beyond that… and now we’re back to that format. Representative of series three and onward is that they aren’t just in their rooms talking, there’s now a sci-fi concept that forces them in this situation. While returning to this format is fine (in series eight, their comic interactions would be a highlight), it feels so strange to do so in the second overall episode of a new direction. It would’ve been better to make it episode one, or much better to make it episode five or later. If it was episode five of series three, you’d have almost a whole series of action-driven stories, then you get this look at the past, then we get a “busier” finale. Alternatively, this could’ve come in a later series, so the format would be more missed.

Of course, none of this speaks to the quality of the episode itself. This hasn’t been one of my favorites due to it being slower and dialogue-heavy, though I’ve loved series one and two. Maybe the difference is that this episode is less comedic? Still, these are such good characters that it is engaging to watch two series focused on their conversations, and the same can be said here. There are still quality laughs this time around. It would’ve helped if the episode captured more of an emotional core from the lead duo, discussing things that cover fundamental character traits. There is the sense that there were disconnected conversation topics written in the past stuck together here for the sake of using good material.

Rimmer is either showing his caring side or being atypically nice when he seems concerned about Lister’s safety, even at points over his personal best interest. Due to inconsistent writing throughout the whole show, take your pick as to which is the case here. Lister being “the last man alive” is often not explored. It’d be nice to have references to such a fact, making him insecure that he’s stuck in this situation where he could die so pointlessly. Hattie Hayridge, as always, is very delightful. She has a particularly funny moment in the opening. Danny John-Jules and Robert Llewellyn make very minimal impressions, having little to do. Kryten is perhaps most memorable for his strange voice, which appears to show Llewellyn trying to figure out what voice he wants the character to have. You’d think he would have realized that this specific voice would’ve been stressful to speak in and also probably annoying for the audience to hear for a whole show.

The “being a member of the golf club” line is a favorite, as is the final joke of the episode. There’s bizarre moments where space hasn’t been keyed in, so we get awkward points where we can clearly see a blank screen. There’s one point where stage lights are visible. Rimmer also touches things. It’s a shame there’s such a lack of care, with these issues just left in. They’re so unprofessional. A nitpick is when Lister has his guitar strap over his strings before he plays.

SPOILERS

Character moments are a-plenty: Lister asks Rimmer how he lost his virginity, despite not wanting to talk about that in series two. Lister lost his at twelve. Lister has a great look of shame on his face after realizing the value of Rimmer’s trunk. Lister is of course an asshole, so it’s good to see him show that side of him every now and then. Rimmer pretends he has had sex multiple times, when he told Lister last series he only did once. Perhaps Rimmer wanted to hope Lister forgot and Lister either did forget or was humoring him? Rimmer acts like when Lister burns the literature, he’s burning the only copies. It was established that Holly has read countless books, which you’d imagine they could only do if the books had digital copies, in which case they wouldn’t be lost. Rimmer and Lister give very emotional performances when it’s time to burn their prized possessions.

The Cat was apparently so worried about Lister and Rimmer’s safety that he didn’t buff his shoes for two days. This somewhat goes against his nature in the first thirteen episodes (these characters aren’t the most consistently written). The Cat didn’t care about Kryten and Rimmer being stranded from him and Lister last episode, as he didn’t want to look for them, but he apparently did really care about Lister and Rimmer here. He literally wanted them to be left forever in “Backwards”. While this explanation doesn’t quite make sense, you could say that the Cat values Lister to the point of not wanting to be without him, but is okay being away from Kryten and Rimmer.

Favorite comedic moments include: Rimmer’s face is great when Lister is about to eat dog food. Lister hilariously references Rimmer’s face as he eats it despite not looking at it. You’d think we would hear the song Lister plays in full for an emotional moment, only for us to skip over it. That’s a Dwarf-esque thing to do. You’d imagine that no one really cared. Lister succumbing to guilt and Rimmer’s reaction result in an excellent closer.

Moments like being able to see the wood doors in the background when apparently everything burnable has been and the fireball changing location suggest a lack of care in making sure the little details line up. Rimmer doesn’t verbally warn Lister about it. Near the end, it would’ve helped portray the passage of time if essentially everything in the background you imagine could be burned was, or at least moved around, as if they were tested and found not to work. You’d imagine that Lister would give-or-take eat the dog food last, so if he hadn’t eaten six days before it, they were probably stuck there for weeks. Rimmer mentions the Cat and Kryten only having been gone for “days”.

OVERVIEW

Not as interesting as it could’ve been, but still enlightening to the characters. Even if “Marooned” is light on depth, what we have is still quality. It’s a shame that there are such technical/logic issues that suggest everything was rushed together. The ultimate product thus lacks some impact.

Red Dwarf Night Bumpers, Can’t Smeg Won’t Smeg, Universe Challenge, Children In Need (1998) Review

Can’t Eat Won’t Eat

Red Dwarf had a series in 1997 and 1999. While there wasn’t one in 1998, you could still get close to a series-worth of material in Red Dwarf Night, a special which celebrated the franchise’s history. There were five half hour programs, though one was a reshowing of the series six episode, “Gunmen of the Apocalypse”. The original four had their own Red Dwarf theme song-styled intros, so they’re kind of like a 1998 series. One of those programs features the characters getting in an adventure, albeit an unconventional one, so you do get a stealth bonus episode from this special. Some of the material featured in Night won’t be covered, due to a focus on non-documentary-esque material. It’s amusing that there’s a title card saying “Red Dwarf X” (as in the tenth anniversary), considering there would one day be a series with that name.

‘Night’ Bumpers

Patrick Stewart has such a great voice and there’s something so novel about his inclusion. The “BBC Two Icon” bumpers are pretty amusing, featuring it and a scutter getting into brief romps. Some of the segments are very strange.

Can’t Smeg Won’t Smeg

This kind-of episode of the show is such a delight. A general highlight of Red Dwarf is when the main leads can just bounce off each other (especially in front of an audience) and create comedy from air. Them cooking might not sound interesting, but they make it work with the little bantering and fast pace. The cast are clearly good at playing to an audience. They manage to find little comedic things to do to get attention and not make this just a cooking show. Kryten using that vacuum cleaner is a favorite moment, as is Lister losing his cool with Ainsley Harriott, which feels authentic. The Red Dwarf crew are disgusting, with Lister eating out of containers. Them not breaking character really adds a layer to the experience.

Danny John-Jules is great at cutting food. Perhaps everyone’s favorite part is Duane with the rice? It’s just such a great gag! Rimmer is underutilized. Seeing as his actor had recently left the show, maybe this was written without his inclusion, only for him to be added in when he did come around? Ainsley Harriott is fun, especially when he gets outraged. What’s up with his little dance as he pours food and the face he makes when feeding Kochanski? Amusingly, Kochanski serves very little role, as if it had been realized she doesn’t really work in the show. In the 1999 series, there’s almost no attempt to fit her into the show, with it being focused on other characters. Still, she gets a little bit of material. Kochanski’s face as she watches the meals being prepared is hilarious. It would’ve been nice if Kochanski’s reactions to eating the food were real. Imagine if someone intentionally made them disgusting, so as to get a visceral reaction from her?

It’s not all good with her… Have the writers ever met a woman before? The jokes about Kochanski not being hungry because she ate a stick of celery, and also her asking everybody to look at her butt seem like either no one had any ideas for her and/or they wanted to give the male cast some eye candy. Duane’s comments about Kochanski later are strangely sexual, as well. Some deleted scenes from series seven and eight depict Lister as sexist for no discernible reason. Here, he gets a random sexist line.

Such shortcomings are insubstantial when compared to the highlights. While Can’t Smeg Won’t Smeg doesn’t hold a candle to series one-six, it’s better than series seven. It has the same creative team and everybody is wearing their series seven costumes, so it’s nice to see this era go out on a relative high. This certainly isn’t for everyone, but for others it’s surprisingly funny and engaging.

For friends of continuity, there’s two places this could go in the series. Neither are where it aired, in between series seven and eight. The most natural choice is after series eight, this being just one of their many misadventures before Back to Earth. It’d be funny to think that after all she went through, Kochanski decided to leave because of eating the meals this episode. It could also be set between series seven episodes three-eight, with one of the virtual reality machines. Imagine one of the leads wanted to live through an episode of Can’t Cook, Won’t Cook and got the others to come along? Maybe this is “Better Than Life”, and thus it became somewhat demented? Ainsley Harriott, Rimmer, and Duane Dibbley would be artificial creations if this was the case. The Cat leaving could represent the Cat deciding to leave the game.

A creature turned the Cat into Duane Dibbley in series six. A fun fan theory is that it is hiding around somewhere and turned the Cat into Duane, as how else would he be here? In between the Cat leaving and Duane arriving, there could’ve been more things going on we just didn’t see.

Universe Challenge

In “Universe Challenge”, questions were asked about the cast members’ early appearances in media and whomever a question concerned was allowed to answer. You’d think that’d make answering a little too easy, as they’d most likely know the answer. There is one fun moment where Danny John-Jules says, “What?!” in response to Craig Charles answering a question pertaining to the former person. Chloë Annett is very good at acting uncomfortable (as she seems in Smeg). “It’s meeeee!” is a very funny part. The best part is seeing the cast react to something amusing or embarrassing about them.

Children In Need (Not part of Red Dwarf Night)

The group is weirdly slow, as if they had no time to rehearse. If they in fact didn’t, you’d think their natural chemistry would carry them further. Kochanski almost feels like an afterthought. No one really knew what to do with her when Rimmer rejoined. The Channel 5 joke is quite good.

Red Dwarf S07 Deleted Scenes, Alternate Cuts, Smeg-Ups, & Xtended Tape Bookending Segments (1997) Review

A frame from “Tikka to Ride”

Most of the material covered here featured on the “Xtended” VHS tape, later popping up on the series seven DVD. Some deleted scenes featured in the extended edits are not in the compilation of deleted scenes, unfortunately. It’d be nice to have something more comprehensive. It’s fun to watch a proper episode and then its deleted scenes, but not so much to have to essentially rewatch it with those few added bits.

Episode 1: “Tikka to Ride” Deleted Scenes

Lister in the computer room is so visually dull. No wonder it was replaced with something a little more interesting. Lister trying to brush aside the smoke is funny. Some of Lister’s dialogue with Kryten is even less realistically delivered than it was before. In the proper episode, Rimmer seems too uninvolved. Here, he gets some jokes in a scene that would’ve been early on in the episode and would’ve been a nice Rimmer moment. This should’ve been in the episode. The scene of the Cat after being confronted by the FBI doesn’t really make sense, explaining why it might’ve been cut, but it is still funny. It is ultimately better off that it was removed.

Episode 2: “Stoke Me a Clipper” Deleted Scenes

There’s a little work done to explain plot holes, but if you reintroduced these scenes, the story would still feel underdeveloped.

SPOILERS

If Ace left his crew for dead and took the time drive, wouldn’t the crew have still reset to being alive again as per the logic that was explained at the start of “Tikka”? Rimmer talking about a coffin for Ace is funny. It doesn’t make sense that Ace would be unable to travel farther in the universe than here, but he could still train Rimmer.

Episode 5: “Blue” Deleted Scenes (All SPOILERS)

“We’re getting nowhere, bud. He won’t throw any of his stuff away because it reminds him of the good times he had with Rimmer. I must’ve blinked and missed them!” is a good line, many Cat bits have been removed. The virtual reality scenes are fun, though why would Rimmer write in his journal that he likes and can eat spicy curry? Is that such a flex?

Episode 6: “Beyond a Joke” Deleted Scenes

The Cat being distracted by looking at himself in the mirror is a gag reminiscent of series one and two. There’s a scene where Lister is bizarrely very condescending to Kochanski. The Cat’s “vampire” joke is funny, but out of place in the scene. The episode “Backwards” featured Lister and the Cat just hanging out and having a conversation about nothing. It’d be nice to get such a scene somewhere in this series where the Cat could do this joke.

SPOILERS

Kryten was told that finding information on his creator would depress him. Able literally said finding out is what destroyed his life. Kochanski also cautions against it. He then just brushes those off. Why wouldn’t he take their warnings seriously? At least he should lean on the side of caution and not look. That’s such a forced way to get him to know the information. He could’ve just been told it against his will.

The scene of Kryten discussing his origins with Lister is one of the weaker moments of the proper episode. The better moments were deleted. They don’t move the plot, which might explain their removal, but at least they’re funny. Apparently Lister doesn’t want it known he reads. In the series two episode, “Kryten”, he was growing mold to mess with Rimmer. These moments suggest he pretends to be dumb, possibly because he finds it funny. It seems that the occupants of “Jane Austen World” ate curry before Kochanski warned them not to.

Episode 7: “Epideme” Deleted Scenes (All SPOILERS)

Kochanski’s apparent romantic attraction to Lister is emphasized with things like her seeming to like it when Lister jokes about them going on a date. Epideme apparently still being alive is too similar to the ending of “Polymorph”.

Episode 8: “Nanarchy” Deleted Scenes

The proper episode’s gag about “naming five famous limbless people” goes on so long. Here, it’s said it was cut down to “avoid overkill” and only seconds were removed. Surprising no one thought to make it shorter. Holly’s gags are fun. They’re reminiscent of the early series. They might not have fit in series seven, but they would’ve worked better in series eight, which tries more to replicate the earlier styling of Lister and Holly joking around. The line, “I realize now I am definitely not a woman.” implies Holly thought he was transgender. Why would computers have or think they have gender dysphoria? Was this intentional?

Episode 1: “Tikka to Ride” Extended

The opening of Starbug in space has its charm, but the CGI does look dated. Poo being let out of the ship is a third grade-level of humor. It’s so offbeat. Lister mentioned wanting to keep a journal of life on ship, only for us to never see him do this again. The first Cat and Rimmer scene is very awkward. It feels like everyone is pausing for a laugh track. Sound effects aren’t added in, either. It comes across as a rehearsal of the material. The deleted scenes version is superior.

There is some striking imagery throughout, like when the group are inspecting the ship. The group sitting around playing cards is a funny bit. The ending is needed to make the story feel complete. In the broadcast version, things aren’t really wrapped up.

SPOILERS

Arguably, everyone being convinced to not use the time drive to return to Earth is them basically giving up on their main goal in life. If they’re afraid of causing issues with time, then they can never go back.

Episode 3: “Ouroboros” Extended

How did anyone think “ouroboros” was supposed to say “our Rob or Ross”? The opening scene of Lister freshening up is even more awkward without the laugh track to mask its issues. How did no one watch that and not think the laugh track was necessary? The only particularly noteworthy deleted scene is alternate universe Cat getting the chance to speak. It’s not a great scene, but it’s nice to give a little more to the minor characters.

SPOILERS

I forgot how out-of-the-blue Kryten getting upset over Kochanski was. You’d never think that’s what’s coming next after seeing the earlier bits. So little time is spent on the interesting Lister’s lineage stuff and instead Kochanski and Kryten. This episode really suffers from trying to be a million ideas at once. It’s setting up Kochanski and Kryten, Kochanski and Lister, Kochanski on her own, and the plot of this particular episode.

Episode 4: “Duct Soup” Extended

There either being a lack of comedy or more surreal comedy makes this episode work reasonably well without a laugh track. Kochanski talking about her brother is fun. Lister risks getting caught in the water, so he can save the Cat.

SPOILERS

The scenes in the ducts progressively start to get compelling, when they’re in tandem with good jokes. It’s at first hurt by things like the Cat and Lister at first having a comedic conversation, only for its flow to cease for the sake of a monologue. Starting with the scene that feels like a Breakfast Club pastiche, we either get some scenes that were deleted and for the best due to not being very funny, bad for pacing, and/or plot information that’s similarly not compelling. Kochanski telling Kryten her relationship with Lister is “all in the past” has similar issues in terms of flow.

Smeg-Ups

These aren’t too funny overall, though that may be just a personal preference. Highlights include Danny John-Jules’ extensive line flubs, including one point where he stops talking mid-sentence, starts smiling, then everyone starts laughing; “Kryten, smells good, what is it?” “Something I– forgets line *bleep*.”; and Chris Barrie saying, “That’s one for the Smeg-Ups”.

The bookending segments seem like they wouldn’t work as well where they originally were on the Xtended tape, but all bundled together it’s easier to take them all in. The idea of the gang just hanging out and goofing around is of course a good one.

OVERVIEW

Overall, the deleted scenes would’ve generally felt slow in the proper episodes. Whether or not they’re better than the released material is hard to say due to not being watched in the episodes, the video quality being lower, and not modified to feel like a completed work. There are some scenes that are quite good and obviously should’ve been included, while some of the material that did make it should’ve been cut. As a whole, it seems the right choices were made regarding what to keep. That is to presume that most of the episodes weren’t poor to the point that almost everything should be cut from some. The deleted scenes, including horrible sexist Lister, are nice to have just for fun and it’s a shame they weren’t around for VHS viewers.

The “Extended” VHS tape of these episodes is such a scam. The differences are very minute. Due to missing the laugh track and some unfinished-feeling scenes, you’re basically getting the same ol’ episodes, but now more awkward, sometimes coming across as rough cuts.

Red Dwarf S08E08 Only the Good… // Series 8 (1999) Review Part 5

My DVD of Series 8

Context for those unfamiliar with Red Dwarf (Spoilers for S01E01, S07E03, and S08E01 of the show)

Dave Lister, played by Craig Charles, was the last man alive. He’s living in the mining ship “Red Dwarf” with his roommate, Arnold Rimmer, played by Chris Barrie; a member of a species of evolved cats, “The Cat”, played by Danny John-Jules; as of series three, a robot, Kryten, played by Robert Llewellyn; as of series seven, a parallel universe version of his girlfriend, Kristine Kochanski, played by Chloë Annett; and as of series eight, numerous other former crew members of Red Dwarf, most notably the captain, Hollister, played by Mac McDonald.

“Only the Good…” is sadly one of the weaker episodes. There’s a lot of filler before the plot gets going. The material here is a lot more lifeless than some of the filler in “Pete”. The first half and second half of the episode seem unrelated, as if elements of two scripts were accidentally pasted together. The first is about general life on the ship, with some setup where you could imagine resulting in a comedic fight between main and recurring cast members, and the second a far more interesting sci-fi-esque story. Elements of that sci-fi story in a way summarize all of Red Dwarf. If the episode stuck to that one idea, it might’ve been a more satisfying finale to the show than it is. Due to all the unresolved ends, this is perhaps the most poorly-constructed episode of the whole show.

The characterization of the cast is consistent to how it’s been in series eight, inconsistent. Lister and Kryten cause trouble in ways that just seem mean and petty, which is somewhat out-of-step with Lister and very with Kryten. Kryten even does something that could potentially get Lister and Rimmer killed. Why would Hollister trust Rimmer to help him when sick considering what happened in “Pete”? Why do Kochanski and Kryten act like they’re friends when they don’t like each other?

There’s not much closure to the various elements of series eight, particularly with the recurring characters. It could lead someone to think that a series nine would undo some of what happens and essentially continue the format. Many of the players just stop appearing as we focus first on just the leads and then just Rimmer. The last appearance of Lister, the Cat, Kryten, and Kochanski is six and a half minutes before the end credits. Those four and others get to appear in the alternate and admittedly worse ending. This episode feels like the first of a two-parter.

SPOILERS

Rimmer trying to shut up the vending machine obviously wouldn’t work. He should’ve just left. Kryten and Kochanski talking about Lister’s prank goes on forever. Why would Rimmer drink the hooch considering he thinks it’s lethal? The duo failing inspection as well as Baxter wanting to hurt them doesn’t come back into relevance. We see the Cat attempt to be hospitalized, but not Kryten and Kochanski. Why not either show both or neither? You’d think the Cat would rather fake illness than get his face punched. Still, him stealing the fries is funny.

Lister was willing to sacrifice his freedom, so he could save the crew’s lives. Rimmer on the other hand didn’t care about them dying. This is a good way to parallel the two. It’s a shame Hollister and others are hurried out Red Dwarf as soon as possible. It would’ve been a more interesting angle to have the episode focus on different character’s reactions to the microbe, at least make it feel like their presence this series has mattered. There’s no explanation of where Kryten’s parallel dimension device comes from. There was in a deleted scene. It’s really needed as it feels so inexplicable. How could they possibly have this thing? The alternate ending has the unfortunate implication of suggesting Lister was so uncaring about his friends that he’d let them get lost in space and possibly die. Thus, the ending we got is much better.

It’s very telling that what was for a while the last episode of the show didn’t focus on Lister, but instead Rimmer. This episode was arguably intended to be the finale. It captures the essence of Rimmer, where he gets exactly what he has wanted, to be captain, but due to circumstances lost out on that opportunity. If he had decided to forget about saving the others and instead stayed in the mirror universe, he would have achieved his dreams. Him being selfless is what screwed him over. Rimmer almost hopelessly running from Death itself is kind of the perfect ending. It emphasizes the comedic peril the cast get in taken to its logical extreme. Here, that’s taken even further. Rimmer is now alone and technically captain of the ship. It makes me wish that this was saved until the actual finale of the show. Perhaps the crew find Fiji as the ship is being destroyed? The others all get there, but due to contrivance Rimmer doesn’t.

OVERVIEW

It’s essentially a fact of the universe that of the first eight series of Red Dwarf, seven and eight are the weakest. Seven seems to have bigger dreams, due to its characterization of Kryten and Kochanski and trying to create a dynamic that works with this new lineup. Eight goes for much smaller fish. The dynamic is essentially Lister, Rimmer, and whatever we decide on at the moment. Depending on who you ask, there are at least three and at most five other main characters. They sometimes blend into the background of the actual recurring cast. Something that really needed to be explored is if, why, and how the lead five associate with each other. It made sense before that they would stick together as there’s so few of them and so scary a universe outside. Now, they have the opportunity to make new friends, but generally are together. Especially after Kochanski in series seven and Rimmer in early series eight, you’d think those two would want to avoid the others. You’d also think series seven Kryten would want to be with Lister. Lister and Rimmer are very close and the others are moderately so to them. It’s fine to have this relation, but explore why they have it this way.

If you removed the Cat, and Holly, the series would only be minimally different. Removing Kochanski and Kryten would take a little more work, but all episodes could be kept relatively similar. In fact, due to Kochanski upsetting the dynamic with the types of lines she gets, she arguably should’ve been written out or given the type of role she had in series one and two. She’s something out of reach of Lister and barely appears. Seeing as in series seven and nine she wants to leave them, why would she act differently here?

To demonstrate series eight’s disinterest in being cogent, you can about believe it was originally an unrelated prison show repurposed to include Dwarf in it. This change in format doesn’t feel like a logical progression of what we’ve seen before. If these scripts were written for another show, that would make sense in explaining why many interesting ideas weren’t explored, such as how Lister and Kochanski feel about finding their old friends now alive. The Cat could meet Frankenstein, we could get jokes like the leads describing their experiences, giving knowledge on things they discovered from being able to wander the ship (that was explored a little), original Kochanski!

Imagine an episode where they try to escape the Tank and use their understanding of the ship against the officers that might not? What if Kochanski had a boyfriend that dated the original Kochanski and doesn’t know what to think of this new one? This series as is pretty easily could’ve been about them landing on a prison planet where such events occur, and there are no returning characters. Why make it about the old “Hollister crew”? Ideas actually featured like the time wand, non-senile Holly, and Cassandra essentially get just an episode. Further exploration of their implications could mean a lot. Another reason to explore the lore more is that “Back in the Red” is definitely the best looking story here due to it not being predominantly set in “the Tank”.

The comedy is generally not as bad as some say, especially when it comes from actors having straightforward interactions without there being a lot of wacky hijinks or seeming like the series is trying to appeal to fans of other types of comedy. The character of Talia and the gags related to her are just uncomfortable to watch. While many of the bit players, like Baxter, don’t add much, Ackerman and Kill Crazy’s actors are clearly having a lot of fun and putting that in their performances. They’re quite funny and while they are best focused on only a little in a show about Lister and Rimmer, it’d be fun to get a spin-off about Hollister and company getting into misadventures. Imagine an episode where due to not having the same methods of defending themselves, the officers of Red Dwarf are forced to work with or under the prisoners.

There’s an undeniable charm to the beautifully simple idea of “four guys that are at best lukewarm about each other are stuck in deep space as strange things occur.” Perhaps the lack of that in series seven and eight dooms them to feel off, but the charm is still there in moments, especially in series eight. There is something very Dwarf about every episode sans “Krytie TV”. Rewrites to make the comedy and action tighter and going back to the “four guys” concept could’ve made these episodes about as beloved as others are. Even if the series was still set in the Tank, the episodes could have still focused on the four leads instead of the Cat and often Kryten being away, so it feels like the four are still a team as much as ever. Another way to help this era would be to make series seven and eight the last series, after series nine-present. “After years of Lister, Rimmer, Kryten, and the Cat, they’ve come full circle.”

Unlike series seven, eight can usually manage to be decently funny. Imagine a six-episode series of a two-part “Back in the Red”, “Cassandra”, “Pete”, and a two-part finale that may deal with things like the escape attempts, the appeal, and/or the microbe/mirror universe plot? A rank of series eight’s episodes would go: “Krytie TV”, “Only the Good…”, “Back in the Red 2”, “Pete 1, “Pete 2”, “Cassandra”, “Back in the Red 3”, and “Back in the Red 1”. The first three are the bad ones. A rank of series eight’s stories would go: “Krytie TV”, “Only the Good…”, “Pete”, “Cassandra”, and “Back in the Red”. The first two are the bad ones.

ON THE CORNER AND OFF THE WALL

Here’s a modified excerpt of my 2017 review:

Season 8: All our main characters (except for Holly) are prisoners, Lister or Rimmer do something stupid, the captain gets upset. The other FOUR characters just give comic relief. Minus Back in the Red Parts 1, 2, and Episode 4, “Cassandra”, Series 8 was painful to watch. The last episode was the worst of the whole show. I would hate to watch it as the intended finale and get such a disappointing ending. Kristine Kochanski, while annoying in Series 7, became more chill and likable in Series 8. It’s a bummer that when the show was making her funnier and more interesting, she left the show. Human Rimmer had some differences from Hologram Rimmer. Human Rimmer is meaner, less funny, and less interesting. I was waiting for him to leave and be replaced with the funny Rimmer when he returned in Series 9 after being absent from part of Series 7 and 8.

Red Dwarf S08E06-07 Pete // Series 8 (1999) Review Part 4

Interesting chess position

Context for those unfamiliar with Red Dwarf (Spoilers for S01E01, S07E03, and S08E01 of the show)

Dave Lister, played by Craig Charles, was the last man alive. He’s living in the mining ship “Red Dwarf” with his roommate, Arnold Rimmer, played by Chris Barrie; a member of a species of evolved cats, “The Cat”, played by Danny John-Jules; as of series three, a robot, Kryten, played by Robert Llewellyn; as of series seven, a parallel universe version of his girlfriend, Kristine Kochanski, played by Chloë Annett; and as of series eight, numerous other former crew members of Red Dwarf, most notably the captain, Hollister, played by Mac McDonald.

“Pete” is sometimes derided as the worst episode of the entire franchise. However, it has more merit than it is given credit for. This episode can be appreciated for world building. Sequences focus on showing us what prison life is like. Some of these scenes are quite funny, though mostly don’t add to this story or really mean anything, unless you’re interested in the setting or characters. Some highlights are Warden Ackerman’s scene with the Cat (“You spoke again.”), Lister tapping the pole, Kill Crazy wanting to fist fight a t-rex, and the “egg” gag. Better than those are Lister and Rimmer talking about planes. The two have such natural chemistry that such a meandering conversation feels very natural and humorous. For the sake of pacing, it’d work better at the start of an episode. Another is when Hollister tells Lister and Rimmer about his encounter with the dinosaur. The scene focuses on three funny people who are able to give great line deliveries and make great faces. Lister and Rimmer have many moments to play off of each other and they’re so much fun.

There’s a subplot about Kryten’s penis that was taken from “Cassandra” and added here. It would’ve made way more sense in that episode as here it is extremely pointless. It’s plopped in the middle of this different story. It also contradicts Kryten seeming to come to terms with his female identity in “Krytie TV”. A good non-comedic moment is when the leads run into a room lit in green. The lighting and cinematography are sharper there. The group being alone together and against an uncaring world is part of the past series’ charm and it’s a welcome addition to series eight, which sadly lacks that element. The filming helps evoke that.

There are so many duds in this script that it’s easy to understand why people don’t like this episode. Kryten gives a tedious explanation of how the time wand works. There’s an extensive basketball scene that doesn’t feel like the same show. The score throughout the episode is more reminiscent of a 90s basketball movie than Red Dwarf. Kochanski and the Cat are turned into children briefly. The recap at the beginning of part two goes on so long. When it ends, some of the previous episode plays to segue into the new material, more than is necessary. The CGI is infamously not very good, though it’s better than you’d think with the show’s budget. Model work is of course superior. Some of the Hollister scenes both feel like filler and are too wacky for their own good. One way to improve them is to spread them over the course of the series, so Hollister is progressively changing instead of it happening in two episodes. Logical issues include: How was Birdman allowed to have a bird on the ship when pets aren’t allowed? Why would Lister and Rimmer play pranks on someone? All that’d do is get them in trouble. Hollister even points this out.

“You were supposed to be picking up Rice!” “I did. We’re meeting for drinks on Thursday.” and especially the boob job joke illustrate one of the big problems with this series. There’s a lot of mindless sexual humor. It also demonstrates Kochanski’s devolution from being someone with goals and a personality to someone who acts like a misogynist’s view of how women act. She doesn’t functionally do anything beyond these gags. Another common trope of shows losing steam is when stupid characters are given jokes where they act like children, suggesting no one could think of something better. Lister seems fooled by a children’s game at one point.

PART 1 SPOILERS

Why would Hollister have any interest in Lister and Rimmer playing basketball against the guards? How is that even a punishment? Ackerman is really funny when he’s beating up the Cat, though the beating looks clearly fake. Why wouldn’t Ackerman beat up the Dwarfers in “Cassandra” for singing if he has this rule about not talking? It seems Lister and Rimmer got in trouble for trying to shortcut the potato cutting, but what’s wrong with that? The “virus” would probably do a better job than they would. Rimmer shouldn’t have shaken Hollister’s hand, especially because he’s never done it before. “There’s something wrong with Pete, he’s gone all stiff!” “He must have drunk the guards’ half-time juice. [Which gave them erections.]” is a great line.

Once again, because of the leads someone is killed. We don’t really learn of Birdman’s relation to Pete other than a line of dialogue from Lister after he died. He should’ve had more establishment. It’s a good touch to have Rimmer run one way and the others another, then Rimmer runs after the others a second later.

PART 2 SPOILERS

Why would Kryten throw the time wand to Bob? Obviously Kryten would want to have it. Lister’s caring side is shown when he seems concerned over Bob, a scutter, being eaten. Hollister describing his incident with the dinosaur is disgusting, though amusing. To exemplify the filler, Lister and Rimmer use the time wand to make Hollister say the same thing for thirty seconds. When the time wand is taken, why don’t they tell Hollister that Kill Crazy and Baxter stole it? Why would Hollister have the leads and not trained officers get the time wand back? The reason why Kill Crazy and Baxter want to fight Lister and Rimmer is pretty poor and is just a way to make the episode longer. Them ultimately turning themselves into gorillas is funny; shame that wasn’t delved into, like seeing how they did it.

Why wouldn’t Lister and Rimmer try to use the time wand to their advantage, like by undoing their issue with Hollister? You’d think Rimmer would be afraid of how Lister destroys the time wand. In the process of stomping on it, he could’ve triggered it to do something. Them trying to put the time wand back together after destroying it is a good bit to show the actors’ chemistry. How did Pete give birth? When would she have had a chance to become pregnant?

OVERVIEW

Despite initially thinking this was one of the worst episodes of the show, it has a mini-sci-fi concept and some good world building scenes. There are a lot of moments that should’ve been cut, but at least they’re not as bad as they could be. If you cut this down to one episode with the best bits, it’d probably have a better reputation. Even taking in the full sixty minutes in all its glory, it’s not too intolerable. This is Kill Crazy’s last episode, he will be missed.

Red Dwarf S08E05 Krytie TV // Series 8 (1999) Review Part 3

Context for those unfamiliar with Red Dwarf (Spoilers for S01E01, S07E03, and S08E01 of the show)

Dave Lister, played by Craig Charles, was the last man alive. He’s living in the mining ship “Red Dwarf” with his roommate, Arnold Rimmer, played by Chris Barrie; a member of a species of evolved cats, “The Cat”, played by Danny John-Jules; as of series three, a robot, Kryten, played by Robert Llewellyn; as of series seven, a parallel universe version of his girlfriend, Kristine Kochanski, played by Chloë Annett; and as of series eight, numerous other former crew members of Red Dwarf, most notably the captain, Hollister, played by Mac McDonald.

“Krytie TV” earns its reputation as one of Red Dwarf’s weakest episodes. There’s good jokes, like Lister and Rimmer talking in their room, some Holly one-liners, the parody of a black and white b-movie horror, and the Ackerman’s eye gag. When the main plot gets going, things really decline with extremely out-of-character moments. All the male characters becoming mindless horndogs is one of the worst ideas of the whole show for how much that betrays their better sides. Obviously Lister isn’t the brightest, but this episode “flanderizes” him extremely. How he treats Kochanski and some others mostly comes from nowhere. Sure, there are some occasions where he’s inconsiderate, but he usually isn’t this bad. There’s been many times where he criticizes Rimmer for doing heartless things. Perhaps this episode misunderstands Rimmer, as well, but his poor actions here are in keeping with how he has treated women.

Fortunately it seems Kryten has changed for the better from his series seven characterization, but very suddenly. “My annoying character quirk last series? It’s just gone now!” Kochanski is written as essentially an object, like a parody of a woman in male-led sitcoms. Her identity here is only in her connection to Lister. Ackerman is amusingly psychotic.

SPOILERS

It seems Kryten gets a lot of social clout from his show. He can live in a nicer room and have tv shirts made, yet none of the girls know about this? Also, where was anyone getting the money that was given to Kryten? How could shirts even be made? Apparently a woman should get naked for a male friend if he’s horny, possibly so as to prevent him from doing something creepy and without her consent. Red Dwarf certainly isn’t perfect, but it’s usually more progressive than this. Lister needs “revenge” because Kochanski is on a date with another man. You’d think he’d be concerned about his appeal from doing something like that.

A more in-character thing to do would be for Lister to just be quiet and depressed over that. Even if he had to do something stupid or not like him, how about don’t make him like a million idiotic male sitcom characters? It seems the show has some interest in their “Will they or won’t they?”, but then we only get hints here or there without any cohesion. Some suggest they will get together, then next day they don’t like each other, then next they’re friends. They just act like friends for the last three episodes of the series. Why even bother with the miniscule bit of development here? Watching Lister and Rimmer clean up the room he messied isn’t very funny. That could’ve been cut.

The twist of “the appeal” having been for Lister to have guitar strings is funny. In the opening scene where Rimmer learns of the appeal, he just accepts it before we quickly cut away. That’s probably in order to not give him or the audience the chance to figure out that the appeal isn’t about him being released from prison. If Rimmer acted normally, he would want to look at the letter or make a joke that might reference what he thinks. If he commented on what he’ll do once leaving the Tank, Lister would essentially have to reveal the nature of the letter. Based on the fact that Rimmer obviously wouldn’t yell “Yes!” over the prospect of Lister getting his guitar strings back, he might know Rimmer doesn’t understand what it’s really about and wants to not tell him so he won’t try to hurt the appeal.

OVERVIEW

The episode started decently strong, before getting caught in some tasteless comedy or drama between Lister and Kochanski that could about pass as a rejected series seven script. The film Attack of the Completely Invisible Aliens is a pretty amusing sequence. Imagine an episode where the cast have to stage a movie and come up with a ridiculous pastiche of these sorts of movies? It’s also nice to see the continuity reference to the “Om” song.