After what is considered the last Marx Brothers film, though in truth a Harpo solo, Love Happy, the boys got busy with solo projects. Groucho had some movie star juice left in him, but the others went round to the world of television, never to return to the movies. You Bet Your Life will be covered another day.
CHICO
Papa Romani
Papa Romani is on its face a little odd. While the title character and his wife are extremely Italian, the setting and their children are in contrast very American. A believable patriarch character being forged from someone like Chico is quite the feat in its own right, with him still able to express a lot of the quirks he had in the movies. Jeff Silver as the son, Mickee, has a few good comedic moments. Less can be said for the daughter Lucy, played by Alice Ann Kelley. Another surprise about this episode is after a dry first few minutes, it gets much better. Papa with the broom and bits like the soup joke are very funny. The main detractor is how often multiple characters are yelling, with it sounding very grating. Argentina Brunetti as Mama Romani often raises her voice and it gets very tiresome.
Chico has to share screen time with some others. While that can be a shame as you’re probably watching this for him, the minor players are great. Margaret Hamilton is glorious in her role as an inept and self centered neighbor. She about makes me wish she had been Mama Romani, but then she wouldn’t be able to be this role. There’s a great dynamic of her giving over-intrusive instructions, which Papa doesn’t seem to mind, but he also misunderstands. William Frawley’s ridiculous confrontations with Hamilton are joyous. It seems there were only ever two episodes of Papa Romani, with the other being lost. That’s a shame as there’s a lot of potential here. Imagine a show where Papa Romani is living near a bunch of people played by Hollywood stars? Maybe Groucho and Harpo can appear once in a blue moon?
The episode might seem dull at first, that it would just be about Mama being afraid of the phone, but it escalates in unexpected ways and is overall very funny.
SPOILERS
Papa is a bit of an asshole, trying to get his wife to use the phone. The telephone man says they should keep in touch, then he never reappears. That is an amusing thing you see in 50s media, where there’s more familiarity between people, where a phone man will want to keep in touch with random employees. Unfortunately, Papa turns down money when offered, unlike in the best movies. Chico would never do that! It is a little horrifying that Papa got in legal trouble over essentially a misunderstanding, and also that apparently someone can be freed by a threat being made at the police.
The College Bowl January surviving episode
The College Bowl is a proper Chico Marx-led sitcom that’s unfortunately improper as often as it can. Despite a full season of episodes having been made, only two survive. To cover the earlier of the two… the acting and dialogue aren’t exactly Oscar worthy, take as example the scene of a guy who spends all his money on hot fudge sundaes, Chico’s hamburger joke, and Chico describing the college; which seemed like it was set up as a big laugh moment, but the material and the performance are simply extremely run of the mill. Even the studio audience rarely laughs, or gives weak ones. I can forgive the extremely, extremely generic plot and the bad acting, if this served to give Chico good lines. He can’t even get that. Instead he’s the “older man giving wisdom” type. Why make Chico a voice of reason? He’s famously self-centered and idiotic. Leave the moralizing to Tom Bosley. All the other performances are worse.
The musical numbers often come in suddenly. During Tommy’s first, he sounds like he forgot he was supposed to sing, starting strangely, and also was warming up on his first few lines. To stretch for positives, bits like Chico talking about his past in Italy could be worse and with more work could’ve been a good joke or character moment. The singing is not special, but it’s not as bad as it could be. Everybody’s voices and singing ability are decent enough that they aren’t hard to listen to. Andy Williams would later go on to have a very successful career. He’s easily the best singer in this show.
While Papa Romani was surprisingly good, this episode was much worse than you’d expect, with its elements as milquetoast as possible. Running for the least favorite part is when Tommy stands on a table. Disgusting.
SPOILERS
You’d expect Tommy to either go with the manager and be shown to regret it or be given a reason to not go with him. Here, Chico lies about him, Tommy gets upset, then acts like Chico is a sage and takes his advice. What changed his mind? You’d think he’d be extra against listening to Chico. The manager didn’t do anything to seem particularly untrustworthy. A possible reason for him changing his mind, though not a believable one, was because his girlfriend called him a bully. What did he do that could possibly be considered bullying? The manager also said he needed a fighter, but then seems fine going without one when Tommy decides to stay.
The College Bowl finale
After sitcoms got a reputation of being far too nice and friendly and happy, we started getting “subversive” sitcoms that generally have more cynicism. The Marx Brothers seem like the type to make one of those subversive or parody sitcoms. Thus, it’s weird seeing Chico slot so much in as a participant of basically the most generic sitcom you could imagine. This episode at least has the benefit of dishonesty saving the day. The jokes are a little better than last time, but still nothing worthwhile on their own. The chain joke is smirk-worthy. “You better say some more because I no understand what you just said” is an alright line. The songs are generally better than last episode and also better than any other element of the series. It’s amusing hearing the various players sing, only for Andy Williams to get a section and blow everyone else out of the water. There’s a point where Johnny starts dancing, before a fade stops us from seeing it.
Almost all of these two episodes being set in one location is suffocating. It’s not a very interesting set, so it gets really hard to look at. You could believe the show was unsuccessful because it’d be irritating for someone to get through a season of it. Chico’s line about everybody helping each other is reminiscent of a classic scene from 2003’s The Room. Chico at one point mentions having sandwiches, but they have no payoff, as if said payoff was cut. They do sound good, I’d like to have one. When Chico talks to the audience at the end, he’s obviously looking at his lines offscreen.
Chico twice refers to his name, both times using the “Chicko” pronunciation, while everyone else says “Cheeko”. Apparently Chico has been working at the College Bowl for thirty years. Overall, a show consistently of the quality of this final episode would still be too poor to tolerate, but as a single episode it looks good in comparison to the previous adventure. Still, it’s nothing anyone needs to see.
SPOILERS
Pacing-wise, it’s awkward the investor is given a reason to not open a rival store and decides not to do it all in the same scene, instead of having that be two scenes. It’s sweet that in the previous episode, Chico gives some money to help out a friend, and here the college kids all use money to help him out. You do warm up to the love being displayed, even if it’s a little manufactured. It’s wholesome to see Chico given the tickets to visit Italy.
HARPO
All-Pure Evaporated Milk & Foster’s Freeze commercials
SEX! And Harpo! You got to respect how blatant the sex appeal is in these, clearly targeting this milk product to a male audience. The first two All-Pure Evaporated Milk skits are the best, feeling like cogent pieces of comedy. The third and fifth are essentially just a woman talking about the product with Harpo off to the side. The fourth is in the middle of those two. In the first skit, why would the woman scream when Harpo goes to get his kiss. He didn’t seem like he was going to kiss her specifically, and based on the situation it is socially acceptable for him to pucker his lips. The contest prize was kissing the other woman she was next to. The Foster’s Freeze commercials don’t even show Harpo doing anything funny. All he does is pose!
GROUCHO
Groucho is really phoning it in in Mr. Music.
Double Dynamite seems pretty fun, based on the trailer. Groucho pulls off some laughs. Amusingly, Groucho and Frank Sinatra were both in adaptations of the play Room Service. Both those adaptations and this movie were made by RKO. Sinatra was also in The All-Star Bond Rally, which features Harpo.